Sum Ting Wong
Wi Tu Lo
“Ho Lee Fuk
Bang Ding Ow
...and reported far and wide by that intrepid reporterette, Sum Dum Ho.
Now here's the weird thing....I heard it when it was first broadcast, hours before, and it went right over my head.
Of course reading news is not my life's work.
The final touch!! LOL!
Wi Too Ro would be even funnier.