[Venturer]

My bank account savings is doing me no good at .10% interest.

I was wondering if I could go to Chicago, find me a mouthy black kid gangbanger and buy a million dollars insurance policy on him and do better.

3 or 4 and your chances of collecting would be exceptional.

Facetious: Yes a little, but it might work.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

You’d have to adopt him first.

[Oatka]

find me a mouthy black kid gangbanger and buy a million dollars insurance policy on him and do better.

TruTv (Forensics) had one episode where some black lowlifes insured a 20-something kid who was a bit slow, and did him in, collecting the million dollars insurance.

You have to wonder about insurance companies who write policies for hundreds of thousands of dollars on kids with a minimum wage job.

[Gator113]

Hmmm... That might work.