[Billthedrill]

I don’t know about you, but all I have to do is show up for a job interview so they can see I’m white, and I get it every time.

Yeah, and bank loans. I dread visiting the bank because they keep stuffing envelopes full of money in my pockets. At least banking on line I don't have to admit I'm white.

[Telepathic Intruder]

Yeah, I hate it when banks just throw money at me. Then you have to pay them back with interest again, although they usually just say “Ah, nevermind, you’re white”. But, I guess it’s better than being black.

[Disambiguator]

Yeah, and bank loans. I dread visiting the bank because they keep stuffing envelopes full of money in my pockets. At least banking on line I don't have to admit I'm white.

It's true! Being white does have advantages.