Perhaps- then again, I can only surmise. Still, you will not deny your allegiance to Allah, yefragetuwrabrumuy, will you? Yes or No?
Well, in that you have answered my question, of whether you are a kook or not, in the affirmative, I can conclude by saying that I am not now, nor have I ever been a Muslim.
That being said, it’s time for you to take your meds.
Be a stranger.