[Timber Rattler]

“Since his plane touched down in Washington at 4 am, Secretary Kerry was working all day and on the phone dealing with the crisis in Egypt,” Psaki said in a statement.

Kerry was absent from a White House photo showing President Obama meeting with members of his national security team to discuss the situation in Egypt, but Psaki said he had dialed in on a secure phone line for that meeting.

“He participated in the White House meeting with the President by secure phone and was and is in non-stop contact with foreign leaders, and his senior team in Washington and Cairo.”

So, DOS tell reporters to not believe their lying eyes, BUT...

Secretary of State John Kerry's motorcade gets stuck in #Nantucket rotary traffic.

Note the parsed language in the DOS statement, "Kerry touched down in washington," but he "dialed it in."

The pompous sack of excrement is on vacation today while Egypt is getting ready to blow!

[Gaffer]

You mean the yacht he kept moored across the bay in another state for years so he wouldn’t have to pay MA property tax on it? That John Kerry?

[2ndDivisionVet]

[fieldmarshaldj]

Better Lurch is on vacation, anyhow. He’d only make things worse if he got involved.

[csvset]

A CBS News producer tweeted a photo of Kerry’s yacht, Isabel, on Wednesday afternoon and said a colleague saw Kerry boarding it at the Nantucket Boat Basin.

She shouted “Morsi,” but got no response from the secretary of state.

What difference does it make?!

[The Working Man]

It’s all ‘part’ of the plan.

Mind you, I have no idea what the plan is, but I am sure that there is one.

[clearcarbon]

He’s probably due for a little more Swift-Boating.

[Netz]

Ahhh, the good life! I am sure he does empathize with all the folks in the sweltering Middle East as he sips his martinis and is about to dig into some deep fried French fries.

As he sits leisurely on the yacht...

Pass the Heinz ketchup will ya hon?

Ooops, phone call - looks like it is from the Generals in Egypt.

Yes, yes General Asissi, what? You say the coup is done? OK, well of course you know that this means the President will have to review the billion or so funding we give you guys, what's What? You say the Muslim Brotherhood is kaput? OK, Yes, I'll pass the sad news along to my boss. He is not going to be happy to say the least...Ok Salam Elekum General...

Hon? Cain you reheat these French fries, they've gotten cold, thanks dear...

[soycd]

I see the media has done an excellent job of hiding his psychopathic wife from public view too.

[SilverMine]

Kerry has a lot to celebrate, after all, he and his party along with the rinos have all but destroyed the USA.

[Eric in the Ozarks]

“...dealing with the crisis in Egypt...”
No doubt he was influential.

[Venturer]

His Yacht should have the North Vietnamese flag on it-—not ours.

[penelopesire]

Give the man a break...destroying all the credibility of the United States is hard work...not to mention holding up that bloated ego on such narrow shoulders day after day after day and with no spine to speak of! That is quite a spectacular feat. He needs his rest cause Obama is not done destroying the US yet. Lots of work ahead.

[NautiNurse]

[KosmicKitty]

In 50-70 years, it will be interesting to see how the history of this point in time will be viewed.

[PLD]

[Gay State Conservative]

You've gotta give John Friggin Kerry credit for *one* thing...he's the only *man* in the history of human civilization to have succeeded in marrying a billion and a half dollars.

[LibLieSlayer]

“Oh Lovey... please advise the Captain that we need more Grey Poupon and Beluga Caviar. Better get another case of Dom too sweety”.

[Fresh Wind]

[BookmanTheJanitor]

his yacht? Don’t they mean his wife’s? (snicker)

[Hoodat]

Did that SUV really just do that right behind that COP? Must have been a sense-of-entitlement liberal.