Posted on 07/01/2013 2:34:28 PM PDT by Sub-Driver
Lessee ... I'm guessing that most of these chicks are not married so they'll be badgering their boyfriends to nod their heads and acknowledge that abortion on demand is the right thing ... these fellows, whether they're lefty or not, whether they agree or not, will assent wholeheartedly and even might spend a Saturday standing with a sign outside a church or the statehouse as long as it guarantees they're getting some ... I'm guessing some of the foreplay and pillow talk sounds something like, "I get so h-rny watching you chant and wave placards."
Sheesh. Those poor deluded fellows. I'd become a celibate priest before having to bow down to lefty chick demands.
Proving that abstinence works!
Has anyone told them that if they don’t have sex, they have no reason to demand abortions?
Well, I met a girl from Texas ‘bout a year ago
Hadn’t known her for too long when I had to let her go
You see, she had a razor, was ten inches or so
And every night you’d hear her knocking at my door
She said, “Baby, I’ll give you the clothes on my back
You can have everything that I’ve got in my shack
But if you ever try to leave they’ll take your out in sack
‘Cause me and my razor will see to that”
That’s the way the girls are from Texas
That’s the way the girls are from Texas
That’s the way the girls are from Texas
I thought about my situation, decided not to tarry
For my own self preservation I decided we should marry
When the preacher started reading ‘bout ‘till death do us part
I told him, “Skip it, we had that understanding right from the start”
That’s the way the girls are from Texas
That’s the way the girls are from Texas (Houston to San Antone)
That’s the way the girls are from Texas (Got to love ‘em right or leave ‘em
Alone)
Well, we settled down, got me a little old job, ‘65 Fairlane Ford
Every Friday night I would stop in and cash my pay check down at the grocery
Store
They had a little girl worked in there, must have been about seventeen
She was the cutest thing I had ever seen
It’s the same old story and I’m afraid it wasn’t too very long
Before we had fallen deeply in love and I knew it was wrong
I said baby, we got to stop this thing right here
Or my woman is gonna cut my throat from ear to ear, that’s right
In tearful supplication, she looked up in my face
I could feel her heart was breaking as these sad words she did say
“You should have told me you was married, baby
She pulled out a forty-five and let me have it, right smack between the eyes
That’s the way the girls are from Texas
That’s the way the girls are from Texas
That’s the way the girls are from Texas
She was guilty, I was dead
Now, what’d you think that the old judge said ?
“Ah, that’s just the way the girls are down here in Texas
Case dismissed!”
That’s the way the girls are from Texas
That’s the way the girls are from Texas (Houston to San Antone)
That’s the way the girls are from Texas (Got to love ‘em right or leave ‘em
Alone, boy)
More lyrics: http://www.lyricsmode.com/lyrics/r/ry_cooder/
I’m guessing that these hags haven’t had sex with a MAN in years. And there isn’t enough beer in El Paso to make most men want to. So their boycott isn’t likely to reduce the Whoopy factor in Texas any.
Saves Texan bulls from culling the herd. Thanks, gals.
What women would say, “If you support killing innocent, unborn children late in pregnancy I will have sex with you?”
Going on strike against sex? In Texas?
First of all, the Good Christian B*tches would not be easily talked into such a move, as it is just not part of their nature. The truly “feminist” mystique has never really caught on with that particular demographic.
Secondly, for every female who chooses to withhold sex in a misguided attempt to influence the behavior of the male she thinks she has a relationship with, she soon finds that suddenly nobody is playing the game with her.
Sex, if you could pardon the pun, is highly fungible for most guys, and it you can’t be close to the one you love, then love the one you can be close to.
Aristophanes call your office.
The Left’s War On UnBorn Babies Continues!
Vivian Norris, based in Paris France, the hairy armpit, hairy leg “intellectual”, too busy doing men’s work to be punished with a child.
“Hey honey... you remember when you told me that we would not be having sex until I changed my mind and backed abortion? Well... this is Sherlene... she is a hooker and she will be sleeping on your side of the bed until you come to your senses”.
Won’t a sex strike prevent abortions? Hmmmm.
I thought that it was the feminists that accused Men of being childish.....
“Winston, if I were your wife, Id put poison in your coffee.” “Nancy,” Churchill replied to the acid-tongued woman, “if I were your husband, Id drink it.”
I wonder if these feminists have decided to abort only boy babies????
Did you hear what the VP of Kenya told obama when he demanded that they change their constitution and allow gay marriage? Rush talked about it today.
LLS
It is the “chaz bono” syndrome.
LLS
Obama is s warped into his own agenda and surrounded by like minded folk that he really thinks his homosexual agenda is the new civil rights, he never hears another view point and was brainwashed growing up.
Now the idiots goes to the countries telling them to accept this queer agenda and is making a mockery of the country and the white house.
rule 26 communist manifesto
http://www.uhuh.com/nwo/communism/comgoals.htm
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