Keep in mind that this marvelous molecular computational machine (along with a few billion other such machines in the cell, along with their chromosomal programming) accidentally “evolved” from a mud puddle. You know, pretty much like how the Intel i5 processor, Windows 7 and Linux accidentally evolved from some sand on the beach and some seawater.
Windows did, in fact, evolve from slime. Nobody in his right mind would create a “registry”.