I see what you did there! Nice graphic treatment!
But you are astute in observing just how lard-ass the people in line are. Wonder if that was typical of all the patrons, or if it was "selective journalism"?
After 20 years living in various Southern states, my educated guess is that it's typical.
A guy could get rich selling diabetic supplies in the South.
(It's still one of the better parts of the country, though.)
Yes, Moses shouldered great wisdom down the mountain...
Thou shalt not be overweight.
Thou shalt not use words that made people feel put upon.
Thou shalt not drink cheap coffee.
Thou shalt not make fun of entitled brats or liberal elites.
Thou shalt not confuse shallow fashion with great wisdom.