Posted on 06/23/2013 5:32:30 AM PDT by Kaslin
I wish the craven evangelical ministers would grow some cojones like The Priests for Life obviously have and start rebuking politicians who claim union with Christ while proposing and supporting legislation thats spawned in the abyss.
I dont know if youre hip to what the Priests for Life did last week but these gents formally sent Nancy Pelosi a little love letter telling that nutty chick, in essence, to either renounce her backing of abortion, as a Catholic, or join a Satanic Church.
Actually they didnt say join a Satanic Church. But she would fit right in. Yeah, I said it. Nancy and her ilk, if they dont repent, should renounce Christianity and just formally hook up with whatever hip sect is following el Diablo because their Weltanschauung sho doesnt flow from the scripture.
Just a cursory bounce through the Decalogue and one will quickly see that Nancy and her nabobs are about as Christ-like as Heidi Klum is fat and nasty.
Check it out:
I. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Clearly the Progressives have other gods, namely
them.)
II. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven images. (Would having magazines depicting these cats in Messianic poses with Messianic mantras, which they dont virulently condemn, equate idolatry?)
III. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord, thy God, in vain. (Look, taking the name of God in vain just doesnt mean Nancy yelling GD when the Botox needle strikes a nerve in her forehead. It also means invoking His name for insidious and deceptive reasons.)
IV. Remember the Sabbath Day to keep it holy. (Yeah, right. Progressives are big churchgoers.)
V. Honor thy father and mother. (Note please that it says, father and mother and not father and father or mother and mother.)
VI. Thou shalt not kill. (Uh, would abortion fall into this category? Im thinking, yes. By the way, why is it a double homicide when a murderer murders a pregnant mom and her unborn kid and not when a doc sucks an unborn baby through a vacuum cleaner fitted with razor blades at the behest of mommy dearest? Also, why do anti-hunters quote this text when theyre blathering about hunting being murder and theyre mute on this text when it comes to abortion? Please, thrill me with your answers. Send all correspondence to mail@yawn.com.)
VII. Thou shalt not commit adultery. (Must I comment on this one?)
VIII. Thou shalt not steal. (Uh, wealth redistribution anyone? Or Fedzilla printing money into oblivion?)
IX. Thou shalt not bare false witness against your neighbor. (Lets see: Fast & Furious, Benghazi, IRS v. The Tea Party, NSA Spy Games, Jay Carney, all of their crap-addled campaign speeches. Must I go on?)
X. Thou shalt not covet. (Please. Avarice is all they spawn in their poor duped entitlement culture.)
Yep, ol Nance might ought to give the devil a serious look over because the Nine Satanic Statements, from the Satanic Bible by Anton Szandor LaVey, seem more apropos given her penchants.
Check them out
1. Satan represents indulgence instead of abstinence! (Show me one liberal crotch rocket thats into abstinence over indulgence and Ill show you someone who doesnt realize theyre a Tim Tebow yet.)
2. Satan represents vital existence instead of spiritual pipe dreams! (I have no idea what that means.)
3. Satan represents undefiled wisdom instead of hypocritical self-deceit! (Okay, maybe Pelosi shouldnt join.)
4. Satan represents kindness to those who deserve it instead of love wasted on ingrates! (Whew, okay Pelosi is back in because Progressives only love and legislate for Progressives. Their policies have squat to do with independents, right of center peeps, or sane left of center folks. No, they show love only to the special loons who float their wet dream of being Lord of the Serfs).
5. Satan represents vengeance instead of turning the other cheek! (Didnt Obama say its payback time after 2012s election? Would the IRS grinding down Tea Party and Conservative non-profit applicants be vengeance? Does any of this ring a bell? Hail, Satan).
6. Satan represents responsibility to the responsible instead of concern for psychic vampires! ( I have no clue what the heck that means, either; but Im sure Pelosi does.)
7. Satan represents man as just another animal, sometimes better, more often worse than those that walk on all-fours, who, because of his divine spiritual and intellectual development, has become the most vicious animal of all! (Cock-doodle-do.)
8. Satan represents all of the so-called sins, as they all lead to physical, mental, or emotional gratification! ( There
you see? The Leftists, in their amorality, shouldnt even jack with that cosmic killjoy Jehovah! They should pitch their tent on this satanic soil because there is no right or wrong, just pleasure and pain, baby.)
9. And lastly, Satan has been the best friend the Church has ever had, as He has kept it in business all these years!
Good on The Priests for Life for confronting Pelosi and rank disdain for the Verbum Dei. Who knows? Maybe these public rebukes wake her apostate soul up. If not, as we now know, there is another group thatll take her.
Undocumented member...
Nancy is already in a satanic church. Been there forever, along with Hillary.
Not quite sure how to say this, but this satire isn’t necessarily one of the more edifying of Giles’ works.
Pelosi is wicked, no if’s, and’s, or but’s about it.
However, even with wicked people, if we are in the Holy Spirit we want to be accurate. Inaccurate accusations are one way to not be heard by the one we are calling to account.
In the sense this may be true, we ALL were members of a satanic church before we believed on Christ.
The first sentence was a sweeping attack on Protestants. Really?
my comment was a take on the AMNESTY Bill, illegal alien thingy...
“undocumented immigrants/Americans/etc”
Nancy herself has called the illegal aliens “undocumented”
Giles is a Protestant... it appears that what he is lamenting is the relatively weak protests from his brethren in his arm of Christendom.
Many puns could be made, true.
I think the good Lord is waiting to see when we will refuse to put up with garbage any more.
This one is a classic. What a great article!
Note tagline.
and yet for all her sins if nancy repents she can be just as clean and saved as Mother Teresa...
only by God’s Amazing Grace...
Modern clergy (pick your denomination, it really doesn’t matter): COWARDS ALL.
Note: Have you heard any prayers in church for ME Christians butchered, raped, killed or expelled lately?
Didn’t think so.
How likely is true repentance out of her?
The bishop in her district needs to gather up tgwelve like minded priests and do the old “bell, book, and candle” in front of her.
Or Billy Graham...
For some people it is a struggle, but if a person won’t leave even a chink in their evil spiritual armor where the Lord can peek in and say hello, yoo-hoo... then God says okay, be as wicked as you like.
Saul used to murder Christians.
One thing for sure. If it does happen, we will all know without a doubt! She will do a 180 on everything pronto. Till then she has a long hot swim ahead of her.
Try the Episcopal or ELCA churches.
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