armed with a can of soda -- apparently a can of Pepsi works just as well as a can of Arizona Watermelon juice.
There goes the "unarmed" part of the narrative for Skittles the weekend before opening arguments.
To: Uncle Chip
Background checks before we can buy a can of soda?
2 posted on
06/22/2013 5:22:22 AM PDT by
ryderann
To: Uncle Chip
4 posted on
06/22/2013 5:26:48 AM PDT by
JoeProBono
(Mille vocibus imago valet;-{)
To: Uncle Chip
We must do something confront this problem of unregistered assault coke cans.
5 posted on
06/22/2013 5:29:02 AM PDT by
3Fingas
(Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
To: Uncle Chip
At least he didn’t use a high powered beer bottle.
8 posted on
06/22/2013 5:29:47 AM PDT by
P-Marlowe
(There can be no Victory without a fight and no battle without wounds.)
To: Uncle Chip
If we followed Bloomberg’s advice on banning sugary beverages, we wouldn’t have this grave national crisis.
10 posted on
06/22/2013 5:31:31 AM PDT by
3Fingas
(Sons and Daughters of Freedom, Committee of Correspondence)
To: Uncle Chip
does this mean New Coke will be coming back?
11 posted on
06/22/2013 5:34:51 AM PDT by
BCW
(http://babylonscovertwar.com/index.html - A real life experience book about the war in Iraq)
To: Uncle Chip
And the Watermelon Arizona drink comes in a bigger can....too
12 posted on
06/22/2013 5:38:31 AM PDT by
SeminoleCounty
(Don't Blame Me For La Raza Rubio....I Voted For Alex Snitker)
To: Uncle Chip
Well, my cousin could weild a mean can of Coke in Louisiana. He would shake it up and throw it around and then open it. The geyser of Coke was a sight to behold.
To: Uncle Chip
He was packin a 6-pack ???
To: Uncle Chip
17 posted on
06/22/2013 5:55:58 AM PDT by
goodwithagun
(My gun has killed fewer people than Ted Kennedy's car.)
To: Uncle Chip
Thank goodness he didn't use a champagne bottle. It could have been a magnum.
20 posted on
06/22/2013 6:37:24 AM PDT by
CrazyIvan
(Obama's birth certificate was found stapled to Soros's receilpt.)
To: Uncle Chip
Was the soda can a high capacity 16 ounce assault soda as banned in New York?
Nobody needs this much soda except the obese and this was a little guy.
To: Uncle Chip; a fool in paradise
THIS JUST IN: The suspect has been caught and put in the can!
23 posted on
06/22/2013 9:50:10 AM PDT by
Revolting cat!
(Bad things are wrong! Ice cream is delicious!)
To: Uncle Chip
Had to read the article, thought some idiot ran inside, shook the can up and threatened to pop the flip top if they didn't give him the money.
Could happen in the world we live in :)
26 posted on
06/22/2013 10:30:53 AM PDT by
The Cajun
(Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Ted Cruz, Trey Gowdy......Nuff said.)
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