LOL. This is similar to what my mother said about her elderly aunt living in NC. She claims her purse was stolen. My mother said it's probably in her closet on the hanger where she hung the last dress she wore, like the last two times.
“A place for everything, and everything in its place.” Don’t know how many times I’ve had that drilled into me. Maybe, hopefully, when the time comes to start forgetting where I put things like keys and checkbooks, that habit will finally be a good one...