Think Snow Shoe in West Virginia or Sugar Mountain in North Carolina
There are no mountains in New England, mere hills compared to the southern slopes
I used to go to NY all the time to ski.
Me is better but Pa has some nice stuff.
I can’t do that anymore anyway because of the back.
I planted myself hard on a snowboard in Pa last time.
The kids all cheered! They thought I had invented a move.
Me with my head in the snow, and the snowboard rotating like a helicopter blade up in the air LoL ouch! Lol ouch!