Out of the Mouths of Liberals

Ace Of Spades HQ ^ | June 1, 2013

[Vigilanteman]

That was Representative Hank Johnson of Georgia and, believe it or not, his seat actually used to be warmed by an even greater idiot, the incomparable Cynthia McKinney.

I have a libtard moment which goes all the way back to the Reagan administration when AIDS was first diagnosed. An older woman told me that she had it on good authority that the virus was actually introduced into Africa by American scientists promoting genocide.

"But, didn't it originate in primates," I asked?

"Yes," she admitted, "but American scientists introduced it to them as an sexually transmitted disease".

"For that to be possible," I noted "they would have either had to have boinked or injected one of these primates, who would have had to have passed it on to the local population in the same manner."

"Yes, I suppose so," she said.

"And," I added, "the only way to prove your contention was if one of the scientists talked, one of the monkeys talked or they caught them in the act. Which was it?"

[wyokostur]

A liberal teacher in Gillette Wy. Dissing the coal companies...she drives a plug in electric car...then I asked her if she knew where the electricity comes from that charges her car...silence.

[imardmd1]

These people really are something else. Americans? I hardly think so. These stupid b@stards identify more with Communism than they do with the American way of life. They really are nuts.

I feel I must interject a completely sane, succinct description--in three words--that declares the stupidity of such people:

"The human debris living and outnumbering us in this country don’t care. Everybody Loves Barry."--from FlingWingFlyer

What a great, pithy summary!

I took it from another recent response (my emphasis). Give FlingWingFlyer a sustained round of applause!

[Hillarys Gate Cult]

The AIDS was started by the government and that children in Central America were being grown just to be harvested for their organs BS actually have real sources. They were both parting gifts courtesy of the KGB’s propaganda operations. Sad for them that memes didn't really take off until after they were gone. Heard more than one lib spout both of those idiotic statements as fact in the same conversation. One lib told me that in every house where there's a gun, somebody has been killed. Before his father who shot expert in Navy could tear his fallacy apart, I did. I asked him if he had guns in his house and knew that I have guns in my house. He said yes to both. I then named several common friends and former classmates who I knew owned guns. I asked if any of them or us ever had anyone in their house killed or injured by a gun. Even an accidental discharge of a gun. He said no. I then asked where he got his premise, He had no answer.

[tang-soo]

“It depends on what the meaning of the words ‘is’ is.” — the Slickmeister.

[tang-soo]

This Seinfeld clip - "You're all winners!!!"

[max americana]

I have a lib brother too. Pro union, pro gubmint’, you name it. Every Christmas, every fed holiday, it’s a political powder keg at the dinner table.

[Gene Eric]

“Weapons-grade Stupid”. I love it.

[tumblindice]

Comments: “entering the country illegally is a crime only because the government said so”.
Yeah baby! That’s industrial strength lefty logic.

[Kickass Conservative]

When I informed a Liberal of his mistaken beliefs, his reply was “well, those are YOUR facts”.

I started to explain what a “fact” was, but he decided to end the conversation.

[Lonesome in Massachussets]

Yowsir!

“It’s genetic that blacks cannot work.”

racism noun

the belief that certain races of people are by birth and nature superior to others

Your clueless friend's comment is just about the dictionary definition of racism. I beleive that a lot of self avowed liberals are deeply racist, and pretty stupid. They think that by embracing unfair racial policies favoring those whom they see as disadvantaged, they will divert accusations of racism.

[Berosus]

I found out after I moved to Kentucky that Kentucky Fried Chicken became KFC because of a state law that requires you to pay an extra tax if you own a company with “Kentucky” in the name. However, they let Colonel Sanders’ first restaurant in Corbin, KY keep its original name, so that place is still called “Kentucky Fried Chicken” today. The tax man has struck again!