>>They should make new uniforms that have targets painted on the back of their shorts.
I thought the new uniforms would feature buttless chaps.
“I thought the new uniforms would feature buttless chaps.”
Or at least a Maxcess* zipper in the back!
*Obscure SciFi reference.
The new uniforms will have a flap in the back like the old style Union suits.
No more Boy scouts, only Fag Scouts now.
And I don’t even wanna think about what you have to do to get your Webelos patch.