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It’s come to this: Venezuela approves funds to relieve the toilet-paper shortage
Hotair ^ | 05/23/2013 | Erika Johnsen

Posted on 05/23/2013 8:59:24 AM PDT by SeekAndFind

After longtime Chavismo-strongman Hugo Chavez’s death earlier this year, his lieutenant Nicolas Maduro “won” the snap election for a replacement president — except that the opposition party headed by challenger Henry Capriles maintains that the election results were fraudulent and is refusing to recognize Maduro as the legitimate president without a thorough audit of the whole thing. The Venezuelan Supreme Court tried to nip that idea in the bud (because really, what good is a corrupted and tyrannical power structure without rule-of-law-defying loyalty?), but the opposition isn’t giving up and Venezuelan politics of late have not been going at all smoothly.

Venezuela’s parliament roared back to life Tuesday with fractious debates between government and opposition lawmakers after a three-week paralysis following a brawl on the assembly floor.

While no punches were thrown this time, the animated discussions reflected the deep polarization of the country since the death of longtime leader Hugo Chavez and last month’s disputed presidential election.

Opposition lawmakers, who claim Chavez’s anointed successor, Nicolas Maduro, stole the election by fraud, called for an investigation into the April 30 punch-up in the National Assembly, which left several members of the opposition injured. The brawl erupted as opposition legislators protested a decision to deny them the right to speak unless they accepted the election result.

The opposition also used Tuesday’s session to call for an investigation into an audio recording they claim reveals Cuban behind-the-scenes influence on the Chavista government.

Maduro, meanwhile, probably has much more important presidential business to which he needs to attend than the daily squabbles over his shady election circumstances. Oh, things like, you know — convincing his fellow Venezuelans that the massive shortages of basic goods are actually due to nefarious political plots and not the utter folly of central planning and price controls that cause artificial shortages and drive up inflation. The usual stuff.

Venezuela’s National Assembly has backed plans to import 39 million rolls of toilet paper, in an effort to relieve a chronic shortage.

Lawmakers voted to approve a $79m credit for the country’s ministry of commerce, which will also be used to buy toothpaste and soap. …

The oil-rich nation relies on imports, but currency controls have restricted its ability to pay for foreign goods.

President Nicolas Maduro, who won a narrow majority in April’s presidential elections, maintains that the country’s periodic shortages of basic goods are the result of a conspiracy by the opposition and rich sectors of society.



TOPICS: Culture/Society; Foreign Affairs; News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: toiletpaper; venezuela

1 posted on 05/23/2013 8:59:24 AM PDT by SeekAndFind
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To: SeekAndFind

Those funds could be wiped out pretty fast


2 posted on 05/23/2013 9:00:15 AM PDT by clamper1797 (Evil WILL flourish when good men WILL not act)
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To: SeekAndFind

Sheryl Crow has been named Minister of T P

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/6583067.stm


3 posted on 05/23/2013 9:02:38 AM PDT by llevrok (2013: - Obama vs America. The new cold war)
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To: SeekAndFind

Those who implement socialism have committed crimes against humanity.


4 posted on 05/23/2013 9:03:05 AM PDT by allendale
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To: SeekAndFind

Toothpaste, soap and toilet paper. Those were the Big Three that drove the Sandinistas from power in the late 1980’s.


5 posted on 05/23/2013 9:07:24 AM PDT by Buckeye McFrog
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6 posted on 05/23/2013 9:07:26 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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“backed plans to import 39 million rolls of toilet paper”

I used that many rolls prepping for endoscopy last week!


7 posted on 05/23/2013 9:10:21 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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To: SeekAndFind

Couldn’t they skip a step, and just use the money as tp.


8 posted on 05/23/2013 9:10:28 AM PDT by lacrew (Mr. Soetoro, we regret to inform you that your race card is over the credit limit.)
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To: SeekAndFind

Solution? Print bigger bills, use , wash out, line dry.


9 posted on 05/23/2013 9:11:14 AM PDT by tet68 ( " We would not die in that man's company, that fears his fellowship to die with us...." Henry V.)
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10 posted on 05/23/2013 9:15:56 AM PDT by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: SeekAndFind
Venezuela’s National Assembly has backed plans to import 39 million rolls of toilet paper, in an effort to relieve a chronic shortage. Lawmakers voted to approve a $79m credit for the country’s ministry of commerce, which will also be used to buy toothpaste and soap. …

In yesterday's news:
Bono, Olivia Wilde and Richard Branson join Matt Damon's "toilet strike":

...the three celebs pledge, "We won't go to the bathroom until everyone in the world has access to clean water and sanitation."

11 posted on 05/23/2013 9:17:23 AM PDT by Alex Murphy
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To: SeekAndFind
Chavista's Venezuela is in the toilet and there's no toilet paper to be had. Their crisis did go to waste after all. Their city of Caracas Carapass has a valid name.
12 posted on 05/23/2013 9:48:09 AM PDT by tflabo (Truth or Tyranny)
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To: SeekAndFind; windcliff; stylecouncilor

Gee. Chavez barely cold in his grave and they’re out of toilet paper.

“There’s a double meaning in that.”


13 posted on 05/23/2013 10:07:29 AM PDT by onedoug
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To: Dr. Bogus Pachysandra
I used that many rolls prepping for endoscopy last week!

Yeah. I think either the Docs are heavily invested in the toilet paper industry or are trying to make it so that the endoscopy is the second worst part of the procedure.

14 posted on 05/23/2013 10:10:34 AM PDT by Billthedrill
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” the endoscopy is the second worst part of the procedure.”

This is a true statement, without a doubt!


15 posted on 05/23/2013 10:23:03 AM PDT by Dr. Bogus Pachysandra ( Ya can't pick up a turd by the clean end!)
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