That's right, it is horrible here. Maniac drivers, blood in the streets, crappiest weather in the lower 48, no jobs, high rents, no scenery and not even a tree to hide the fact.
Whatever you do, don't come here...
Us B'rer Rabbits be jus' fine is dis heah briar patch.
Got that right!
Cuz ah wuz bohn an’ bred in d’ briar patch!