I fellated Obama twice in the back of a Limo. While I did that, the man you now call Prez SMOKED CRACK.
You know how they now harass me for speaking out..?
VIA THE IRS --DO YOU *STILL* THINK I'M CRAZY..?
Posted on 05/16/2013 4:03:30 PM PDT by Hojczyk
Dogged by scandal, and with his press secretary presumably now curled up in the fetal position and breathing into a brown paper bag, it's obvious President Barack Obama is in need.
Our president must find his happy place
Like Benghazi, where four Americans died and he stood before the United Nations and made a phony reference to a ridiculous video in order to save his politics at the expense of the truth.
And now it's known that his Internal Revenue Service was used to threaten conservative and tea party groups and quash political dissent. The IRS also leaked damaging information from secret files against his political enemies to the media, prompting some to call him President Barack Milhous Obama.
Another scandal, involving the Justice Department seizing reporters' phone records hoping to find administration leaks, is a chilling assault on the First Amendment that would have made Nixon or J. Edgar Hoover smile.
What Obama requires is another relaxing vacation. This time, the man needs a visit to Happy Land.
So please take my hand, Mr. President, and we'll fly there, over those political storm clouds in Washington, to where things were just about perfect:
Back home to Chicago. Grant Park. November 2008.
Can you remember the looks of genuine adoration in their eyes?
Some were so overcome they couldn't help but weep for joy. Others barely stopped their lips from twitching. Still others were wiggly with excitement, like puppies unable to keep still, and we know what puppies do when they're excited.
Many hugged and offered high-fives, or loudly clapped, or clinked glasses and gave each other profound smiles of satisfaction and joy.
And that was just the journalists.
The rest of Obama's voters were ecstatic too. But as historians will no doubt tell us, American journalists were especially thrilled.
(Excerpt) Read more at my.chicagotribune.com ...
Wish I coulda read the rest of this article...
Yeah, but so what . . . who’s gonna’ drag his sorry skinny ass out of our White House? . . . Holder? Some of the new homosexual soldiers? Who? This piece of garbage is here to stay and might not even leave in 2016 . . .
Poor baby.
“Our president must find his happy place.”
The newly remodeled “Al Capone Suite” at Alcatraz would be appropriate.
Look for a false flag soon.
Wow! Chicago Tribune.
I fellated Obama twice in the back of a Limo. While I did that, the man you now call Prez SMOKED CRACK.
You know how they now harass me for speaking out..?
VIA THE IRS --DO YOU *STILL* THINK I'M CRAZY..?
Humpty O'Bumpty shortly before the fall.
Thanks for the link. good article on media bias and Chicago politics.
“Yeah, but so what . . . who’s gonna’ drag his sorry skinny ass out of our White House? . . . Holder? Some of the new homosexual soldiers? Who? This piece of garbage is here to stay and might not even leave in 2016 . . .”
The halfbreed bastard from Kenya will not last through the end of the year! The Chicago Tribune is alresdy kicking him under the bus. Then again, the GOP’s testicles are under there too, so who knows for sure.
What’s a “Gorvenment”?
Obama should negotiate his resignation now to avoid impeachment later. He and family can get one last flight on Air Force One to Hawaii where he can live in enjoyable exile rather than prison. I hope he spares us and himself the pain of impeachment.
A money grabbing lie invented by its leader...by the name of AL.
Yeah, but think about it . . . who's going to drag the sockpuppet and his handlers out of our White House? Who? Can anybody answer that?
He's getting free food, lodging, vacations, golf, all at taxpayer's expense, and his largly expanding wife is eating like there's no tomorrow . . . Just who is going to get them out of our White House?
Many hugged and offered high-fives, or loudly clapped, or clinked glasses and gave each other profound smiles of satisfaction and joy.
And that was just the journalists.
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Who IS this guy? He’s knocking them outta the ballpark!
Damn good writing!
I’d like to know if he has a prayer rug and prays towards Mecca 5 times a day. He probably does that in secret, though.
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