Posted on 05/14/2013 12:20:11 PM PDT by Apparatchik
In a letter to a seven-year-old Wisconsin boy, Vice President Joe Biden considers the possibility of guns with chocolate bullets. Biden's letter reads:
Dear Myles,
I am sorry it took me so very long to respond to your letter. I really like your idea. If we had guns that shot chocolate, not only would our country be safer, it would be happier. People love chocolate.
You are a good boy,
Joe Biden
The vice president was responding to Myles's suggestion that guns shoot chocolate bullets.
“He said if we have chocolate bullets, nobody would get hurt and nobody would be sad,” a teacher at the boy's school said. “I’m going to start crying again because he was so insightful.”
It was a local story on last night. The teacher was well spoken and she correctly said that she leaves the discussion of the subject of guns up to parents.
If guns shot “chocolate “the president Obozo would be at high risk.
Because bleeding out from bodily openings caused by high-velocity chocolate would be sooo much better than holes made by lead. Why, we’d die giggling and happy, and our relatives would be proud to look over our caskets.
VP? I think dumbest human being.
And then the Blue Fairy will turn JoJo into a real boy.
I’m so surprised that the kid hasn’t been thrown out of school for even suggesting this. We’ve learned that bubble guns are dangerous. Not sure why though, bubbles don’t hurt anybody, and bubbles make lots of people happy...just like chocolate! So if talking about shooting bubble guns is enough to receive discipline, then this young boy should be disciplined by the school for talking about a chocolate gun. A gun is a gun is a gun, and all of them are dangerous! (sarc)
“I thought it was nice he took the time to write the kid back. I bet it made the kids day. This is one time I don’t feel like kicking Biden.”
You have a point. I do not think VP Biden is stupid. He is actually fairly bright. His problem is that his assumptions about the universe are mostly wrong, and he has had a safe seat for so long that he often forgets and says what he really thinks.
Given his assumptions, what he says usually makes sense.
They can easily shoot chocolate.
if you reload, put a dash inside the case.
Could be . . . never know.
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