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... BULLETIN FROM ABC NEWS... ...dateline WASHINGTON, DC, May 13, 2013...
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After lengthy consultation with our legal department, it is with a great sense of relief, that we are free to announce the complete surrender of all armed forces of the Greater German Reich. After more than three years of war, and the deaths of thousands of well fed, murdering, raping Allied and American soldiers, sailors and airmen; this illegal war finally comes to an end as of May 7, 1945.
On the German side, thousands of poor, malnourished, soldiers and civilians died at the brutal hands of Allied and American murderers. Among the many thousands heartlessly slaughtered, were misunderstood, innocent members of the Gestapo, Schutzstaffel and Einsatzgruppen.
The German Instrument of surrender was signed on May 7, 1945 at Rheims by Generaloberst Alfred Jodl on behalf of the Supreme Command of the Armed Forces of the Greater German Reich and by the Reich President, Grand Admiral Karl Dönitz.
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(EXTREME SARC)
What sarcasm? I am sure that was their lead story tonight.