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BENGHAZI EXPLAINED, by Jay Carney
Original Content | 5/13/2013 | by Laz A. Mataz

Posted on 05/13/2013 7:01:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz

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This is pretty much a synopsis of all the Democrat counterattacks about Benghazi, placed in Jay Carney's squeaky voice.

To my readers, it is a quick little one-off kinda-fun piece. Hope it gave you a chuckle.

1 posted on 05/13/2013 7:01:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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To: Lazamataz

Impeachment File on Benghazi Coward B. Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, a legal citizen of the Nation of Indonesia.


2 posted on 05/13/2013 7:03:05 AM PDT by Graewoulf (Traitor John Roberts' Commune-Style Obama'care' violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
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To: Lazamataz

bump


3 posted on 05/13/2013 7:03:34 AM PDT by School of Rational Thought
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To: Lazamataz

What, no “global warming” connection?


4 posted on 05/13/2013 7:04:46 AM PDT by Izzy Dunne (Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
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This is a quick little one-off knockout piece I conjured up this morning. I hope it gives someone a chuckle.


5 posted on 05/13/2013 7:04:51 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Izzy Dunne
What, no “global warming” connection?

Jay Carney: "That's a given. Next question please."

6 posted on 05/13/2013 7:05:35 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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To: Lazamataz

It’s alright Jai Carnie, we realize you’re not really as idiotic as you appear. Making seriously good money for conveying ValJ’s talking points to an adoring press corpse....


7 posted on 05/13/2013 7:06:36 AM PDT by nascarnation (Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
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To: Lazamataz

But, but they got doughnuts! Free doughnuts, man! Free! Doughnuts!


8 posted on 05/13/2013 7:07:43 AM PDT by Spruce
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To: Lazamataz

Actually sounds more plausible than the real deal! LOL! Of course there is no ONE “real deal” but many to choose from!

Good job, Laz!


9 posted on 05/13/2013 7:08:34 AM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos!)
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To: Lazamataz

Does wearing a see through dress make them the most transparent administration ever?


10 posted on 05/13/2013 7:13:25 AM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
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“I can’t comment on an ongoing investigation. We’ll just have to wait for the report to find out what I was doing the night of Sept. 11.” zero


11 posted on 05/13/2013 7:16:16 AM PDT by Walmartian (I'm their leader. Which way did they go?)
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Pretty good job, there. You nailed the whole flippant, dismissive, I’m-not-but-you-are stream of obnoxiousness that I’m quite certain one day will be referred to as “Carneyesque”.


12 posted on 05/13/2013 7:20:01 AM PDT by andy58-in-nh (Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
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To: Lazamataz

Knew I’d flush you out! Great to see Ya!


13 posted on 05/13/2013 7:21:42 AM PDT by no-to-illegals (Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
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To: no-to-illegals

:)


14 posted on 05/13/2013 7:22:03 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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LOL, as I read this, a picture of Carney babbling these words popped into my mind. He was on the floor, trying to push himself into a corner, eyes bulging, having a breakdown.


15 posted on 05/13/2013 7:22:28 AM PDT by CatherineofAragon ((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization).)
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16 posted on 05/13/2013 7:23:23 AM PDT by RedMDer (May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
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To: Lazamataz

Question for Carney:

“Why should we believe you now?”


17 posted on 05/13/2013 7:27:41 AM PDT by equaviator (There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
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To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
"Does wearing a see through dress make them the most transparent administration ever?

No,but we can clearly see their nuts!

18 posted on 05/13/2013 7:29:11 AM PDT by 728b (Never cry over something that can not cry over you.)
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To: CatherineofAragon

I forgot: “Sequestration happened in 2013. This attack happened on September 11, 2012. So you can see how Sequestration caused this.”


19 posted on 05/13/2013 7:30:53 AM PDT by Lazamataz ("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
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Hope it gave you a chuckle.

I would be chuckling, except the perfidy of this bunch caused four people to die needless and horrific deaths, if they had their way it would be two dozen dead. Now they're lying about it as they have never lied before (and that's saying a lot).

Sorry Laz.

20 posted on 05/13/2013 7:31:07 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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