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BENGHAZI EXPLAINED, by Jay Carney
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| 5/13/2013
| by Laz A. Mataz
Posted on 05/13/2013 7:01:56 AM PDT by Lazamataz
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This is pretty much a synopsis of all the Democrat counterattacks about Benghazi, placed in Jay Carney's squeaky voice.
To my readers, it is a quick little one-off kinda-fun piece. Hope it gave you a chuckle.
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:01:56 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
Impeachment File on Benghazi Coward B. Hussein Obama, aka Barry Soetoro, a legal citizen of the Nation of Indonesia.
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:03:05 AM PDT
by
Graewoulf
(Traitor John Roberts' Commune-Style Obama'care' violates U.S. Constitution AND Anti-Trust Law.)
To: Lazamataz
To: Lazamataz
What, no “global warming” connection?
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:04:46 AM PDT
by
Izzy Dunne
(Hello, I'm a TAGLINE virus. Please help me spread by copying me into YOUR tag line.)
To: TheOldLady; Cyber Liberty; CatherineofAragon; Slings and Arrows; Responsibility2nd; doorgunner69; ..
The Official Lazamataz Sometimes-Funny, Sometimes-Disturbing Ping List
200 Satisfied Customers!This is a quick little one-off knockout piece I conjured up this morning. I hope it gives someone a chuckle.
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:04:51 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Izzy Dunne
What, no global warming connection?Jay Carney: "That's a given. Next question please."
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:05:35 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
It’s alright Jai Carnie, we realize you’re not really as idiotic as you appear. Making seriously good money for conveying ValJ’s talking points to an adoring press corpse....
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:06:36 AM PDT
by
nascarnation
(Baraq's economic policy: trickle up poverty)
To: Lazamataz
But, but they got doughnuts! Free doughnuts, man! Free! Doughnuts!
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:07:43 AM PDT
by
Spruce
To: Lazamataz
Actually sounds more plausible than the real deal! LOL! Of course there is no ONE “real deal” but many to choose from!
Good job, Laz!
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:08:34 AM PDT
by
luvie
(All my heroes wear camos!)
To: Lazamataz
Does wearing a see through dress make them the most transparent administration ever?
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:13:25 AM PDT
by
Lurkina.n.Learnin
(President Obama; The Slumlord of the Rentseekers)
To: Lazamataz
“I can’t comment on an ongoing investigation. We’ll just have to wait for the report to find out what I was doing the night of Sept. 11.” zero
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:16:16 AM PDT
by
Walmartian
(I'm their leader. Which way did they go?)
To: Lazamataz
Pretty good job, there. You nailed the whole flippant, dismissive, I’m-not-but-you-are stream of obnoxiousness that I’m quite certain one day will be referred to as “Carneyesque”.
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:20:01 AM PDT
by
andy58-in-nh
(Cogito, ergo armatum sum.)
To: Lazamataz
Knew I’d flush you out! Great to see Ya!
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:21:42 AM PDT
by
no-to-illegals
(Scrutinize our government and Secure the Blessing of Freedom and Justice)
To: no-to-illegals
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:22:03 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
LOL, as I read this, a picture of Carney babbling these words popped into my mind. He was on the floor, trying to push himself into a corner, eyes bulging, having a breakdown.
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:22:28 AM PDT
by
CatherineofAragon
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:23:23 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: Lazamataz
Question for Carney:
“Why should we believe you now?”
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:27:41 AM PDT
by
equaviator
(There's nothing like the universe to bring you down to earth.)
To: Lurkina.n.Learnin
"Does wearing a see through dress make them the most transparent administration ever?
No,but we can clearly see their nuts!
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:29:11 AM PDT
by
728b
(Never cry over something that can not cry over you.)
To: CatherineofAragon
I forgot: “Sequestration happened in 2013. This attack happened on September 11, 2012. So you can see how Sequestration caused this.”
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:30:53 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: Lazamataz
Hope it gave you a chuckle. I would be chuckling, except the perfidy of this bunch caused four people to die needless and horrific deaths, if they had their way it would be two dozen dead. Now they're lying about it as they have never lied before (and that's saying a lot).
Sorry Laz.
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posted on
05/13/2013 7:31:07 AM PDT
by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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