[BlatherNaut]

The drama continues. Now he's threatening to call zero.

[Rastus]

Anybody want to Kickstarter a “Weekend at Tsarnaev’s” movie? Graham Putnam & Mahoney Funeral Parlor is providing a free prop.

[21twelve]

“Frustrated embalmer”

Mortified mortician stymied and in a snit for being stiffed with stiff.

[greeneyes]

Cremation. Put the ashes in a recycled container. Give it to his widow.

[Gaffer]

If it were me, I’d send a formal letter to the District Attorney, and the Coroner’s Office advising them of the background, time of storage, etc. and then tell them if no one claims the body within 5 working days, I am going to have the body cremated and then dumped in the city garbage.

[caver]

Do like they did with that rotting whale on the beach....

[camle]

wherever they bury him, they should announce it loudly, adnd have a massive event where everybody can come and pee on his grave...

[goldi]

Don’t they have a potters field somewhere in MA? Where do they bury indigent prisoners? Can’t they bury him at sea? Don’t they have land fills?

Cremate him and send his ashes back to his family.

[hummingbird]

"If not, “I’ll call the White House,” he vowed."

A little testy. Call the POTUS - but try not to sound so threatening, fella'.

You might get a visit from the "suits". Put some coffee on.

Pretty big talk about yourself as an undertaker, par excellence, to the Muslims before you got the body.....now, not so much.

[Hoodat]

Embalming is for Patriots only!

[The Great RJ]

I hope the funeral home has a freezer because that POS would be getting pretty ripe even with embalming and refrigeration.