[ansel12]

The people sound so timid and unengaged .

“”For more than a decade after they moved into their house in Neenah, Wisconsin, the Zwick family knew they had a Cold War bunker in their backyard.
It was not until 2010 that anyone thought to open the heavy steel hatch,””

“”’We assumed it was just this empty space,’ homeowner Carol Hollar-Zwick told the Appleton Post-Crescent.””

“”The boxes, old military ammunition crates, contained markings that suggested there might be explosives inside, so the family called the local branch of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms.
Agents opened the crates to find... Hawaiian Punch.””

[BipolarBob]

”The boxes, old military ammunition crates, contained markings that suggested there might be explosives inside, so the family called the local branch of the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms."

That wouldn't be my first choice.