. lost in the mail (post office problem)
. email never reached the White Hut
. no one at the White Hut could read Arabic
. it went to Hillary, therefore it doesn't matter
. it got misdirected at the golf course
. there are no witnesses and we're not talking
. the official mail/email reader got furloughed due to sequestration
You pretty much have their excuses down pat!!!
You forgot one though!!!
It’s Bush’s fault!!!
Sequestration...don’t forget that one.
In other words, the dawg ate it
:(
"We can neither confirm nor deny that report."
It wasn’t my fault, I swear ta Gawd!!!!!!