Posted on 04/30/2013 2:33:25 PM PDT by Fudd Fan
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OK...e-mail the address and I will mail you an MRE...(I just happen to have a couple cases “for future reference” (You arent the only one that has a SHTF collection ;-)
Not a bad thing, at least it’s entertaining.
Is that polish or Polish?
I just cannot watch that show, too icky.
Bout the time I started understanding Ad Guy speak, he got sick...and when he came back, he spoke English!
If you raised sons. and ever saw them pick their nose and eat it....that is way worse than anything Andrew Zimmern eats (I think) LOL!!!!!!!!!
Anthony BOurdains program isnt bad, if you like drunk Liberals...which, I think, is one of many reasons why he eats the crap he does...I mean...ya gota be some kind of drunk to eat pig uterus and ask for seconds!
OK....but did Clint tell you I dig my own worms and bait my own hook? AND yes,,,take da fish off da hook, scale it, gut it, filet it, fry it, and eat it...You want one? Go get your own worm and dip it in yon lake......and pray!
(this is getting funny as chit, I hope you are enjoying the laugh as much as I am)
I remember that one from its original premier year, and that was enough for me. I’m surprised Scott HD Bathroom Tissue isn’t a sponsor.
OK, just because I like you, Im gonna tell ya a couple things about MREs....
1. ALWAYS use the obasco
2. NEVER EVER eat the fruit and nut cake and peanut butter at the same meal...it will give a WHOLE new meaning to “chitting a brick”
3. Mix the cocoa powder, water and crackers, and ya got some mighty fine Ranger pudding.....
Never EVER EVER eat the ham and egg loaf........trust me, it is worse than anything a school cook can dream up and slop over potatoes.....and the gas is worse than napalm
4. the MRE bread is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!! Surprisingly good!!
Next to being the world’s worst golfer, I’m the world’s worst fisherman.
No patience. That’s why they call it “fishing” and not “catching”. They just visit my bait. Never caught a damned fish in my life with a pole and hook.
Now, give me an M-80, tape and a rock, and I’ll throw it lit into a lake, and dozens will float-up. All I need’s a net. Now that’s fishing!
(No, not that idiot’s grenade by the boat vid clip... I ain’t that dumb.)
.. as in car polish
OK, I gotta share this story of my dad.......he and I go fishing (or used to) as our chance to be together and “tell lies”....we are in the boat for bout an hour it seems......I cross my legs........bout another hour (it seems) goes by......I uncross my legs.....dad looks me dead in the eye and says.......”you here to fish, or dance?”
She looks familiar...
If I could tame a cute little chipmunk as a pet, I’d quit smoking Marlboros, and carry him/her around in my shirt pocket. They’re pretty tame, but have teeth like razors.
All it takes is patience...some peanuts..., well strategically placed piles of sunflower seeds, and I have found that the ones at my lake property like “open face peanut butter on a crisp Ritz cracker”, (and yes, I am weird enough to make them for the chipmunks)
That is a HOOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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