OK....but did Clint tell you I dig my own worms and bait my own hook? AND yes,,,take da fish off da hook, scale it, gut it, filet it, fry it, and eat it...You want one? Go get your own worm and dip it in yon lake......and pray!
(this is getting funny as chit, I hope you are enjoying the laugh as much as I am)
OK, just because I like you, Im gonna tell ya a couple things about MREs....
1. ALWAYS use the obasco
2. NEVER EVER eat the fruit and nut cake and peanut butter at the same meal...it will give a WHOLE new meaning to “chitting a brick”
3. Mix the cocoa powder, water and crackers, and ya got some mighty fine Ranger pudding.....
Never EVER EVER eat the ham and egg loaf........trust me, it is worse than anything a school cook can dream up and slop over potatoes.....and the gas is worse than napalm
4. the MRE bread is FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!!!!! Surprisingly good!!