[detective]

Couples are paying attorneys to write contracts determining intimate relationship issues such as how often they have sex. What is this world coming to.

[Nachum]

The Dating Contract - UQ Law Revue 2009

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2VaGI8R0zD0

[CitizenUSA]

I daresay this is extremely rare, and the contracts aren’t legally enforceable. The media only picked up the story because it’s unusual. To each his (or her) own, but I find contracts like this to be ridiculous.

[SnakeDoctor]

I doubt a sex contract is enforceable under any circumstances.

“Your Honor, my girlfriend hasn’t put out in over a week, which is a clear breach of contract. I would like to demand specific performance of the terms of the contract, right here in this courtroom.”

“So ordered.”

SnakeDoc

[circlecity]

The contracts are not legally enforcable so why in the world would someone pay a lawyer to draft it? If a couple really wants one then just write it up on the back of an envelope.

[17th Miss Regt]

Gregg Sullivan told his wife, Toni Mantus

I am very old fashioned about marriage. I think part of the problem is right here. How about Toni Sullivan?

[Buckeye McFrog]

"Well, it would certainly make Chartered Accountancy a much more interesting profession!"

Monty Python's Flying Circus, 1969

[moviefan8]

It is sad.

A woman will not be with a guy unless he is perfect.

He has to say yes to everything or else she is gone.

[SIDENET]

“I promise you that I am going to be making sure that you’re having more fun, more dates, and more time of mine,” Gregg Sullivan told his wife, Toni Mantus.

Gregg, you are a fool and deserve all the misery you get from that foolishness.

[TheBigB]

"I present to you, the Relationship Agreement..."

[Resolute Conservative]

My contract is the Bible (KJV translation).

[MeanWestTexan]

Well, my Rabbi called this a “ketuba.”

Seems they’ve been around for 3,500 years.

[Vendome]

Many pre-nups have a qualified natural relations clause in them.