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"I got gonorrhea from the tractor seat"

11 posted on 04/29/2013 10:24:50 PM PDT by mylife (Opinions $1, Half Baked 50Â¢)

I think that tractor seat was for sale in Warrenton two-three weeks ago. :-)

13 posted on 04/29/2013 10:30:19 PM PDT by Nervous Tick (Without GOD, men get what they deserve.)

Why does it hurt when I pee?
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I don’t want no doctor
To stick no needle in me
Why does it hurt when I pee?
I got it from the toilet seat
I got it from the toilet seat
It jumped right up
N grabbed my meat
Got it from the toilet seat
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Oh God I probably got the
Gon-o-ka-ka-khackus!
My balls feel like a pair of maracas
Ai-ee-ai-ee-ahhhh!
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it
Why does it hurt...when i
Peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee?

60 posted on 04/30/2013 8:09:06 AM PDT by allmendream (Tea Party did not send GOP to D.C. to negotiate the terms of our surrender to socialism)

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