Sorry, I couldn't resist either; everytime I hear the phrase "parking lot" I think of this song. (which apparently is not even its real title. It's apparently called "Big Yellow Taxi"! Hum, learn something new everyday; I love this Interweb)
My sister came up with alternate lyrics for that song.
Something about putting fleas in a flea museum and charging people to go in and meet ‘em.
And they “took a pair of mice & put ‘em in a parking lot”
*sigh*
My sister is evil, that stuck in my head for weeks.