By the time the library is constructed, there will probably be enough of his autobiographies to fill a shelf.
In the main foyer, his teleprompters will be on display.
There will be a whole wing devoted to how he saved the world from global warming and rising seas.
Another wing will be devoted to how he saved the world from man-caused disasters (what we used to call terrorism).
Another wing will be devoted to how he saved the United States (and the world) from the worst economy ever. (Thank you very much, George W. Bush.)
Another wing will be devoted to how he saved our health care system.
Another wing will be devoted to how much more he could have done if not for that pesky Tea Party.
A wing devoted to Bo, the wonder dog.
Whew, that’s a lot of wings. Maybe he will need two libraries.
Things you won’t find there:
1) The American flag
2) Military appreciation (by him or for him)
3) Any mention of the U.S. Constitution
4) Doctors
5) Visitors (other than BHO himself)
You left out the photo gallery dedicated to the worship of ...himself...which will most likely take up %95 of the space. The man do love lookin’ at hisself.
Things we won’t find there, continued: 6. A genuine birth certificate, 7. The (conveniently-stolen?) immigration records, and?
That was awesome.