They were saying he’s Bin Laden’s son.
“They were saying hes Bin Ladens son.”
The one that’s been missing? What better place to hid him than here, in Findlay, Ohio? Of course he wasn’t there. Schools should be required to report when foreign students with visas don’t show up.
If he’s Bin Laden’s son this might be big enough for a paragraph in the back of the New York Times... not that’ they’re a bunch of biased suck-ups or anything...