Old Air Force magazine cartoon:
A zoomie in an F-4 is flying along with a BUFF. The zoomie of course has to show off, and then says to the BUFF pilot “You can’t do anything like that!”. The BUFF pilot responds “Yeah, but can you do this?” The BUFF keeps flying at the same speed, altitude, and direction.
Zoomie: “Do what?”
BUFF pilot: “Shut off two engines.”
Remember, fighter pilots make legends, bomber and attack pilots make history.
I heard the Buff pilot came back and said: “I just took a dump in the John, your turn”
loved the last line of your post! Thanks for making me smile!
There is also the one where the BUFF pilot says, "I just got out of my seat, took a leak and got a cup of coffee."
Old Air Force magazine cartoon:
A zoomie in an F-4 is flying along with a BUFF. The zoomie of course has to show off, and then says to the BUFF pilot “You can’t do anything like that!”. The BUFF pilot responds “Yeah, but can you do this?” The BUFF keeps flying at the same speed, altitude, and direction.
Zoomie: “Do what?”
BUFF pilot: “Shut off two engines.”
I aways thought the reply was “get up and get a cup of coffee and a hot pastry from the microwave...”