Possessing the breastplate of the Urim and Thummim seems to give its wearer all kinds of power. Funny how it only seems to end up in the hands of evil d-bags.
When he has to answer to God about this little issue, I think he might wish for Satan as his attorney but either way, someone has to take the lake of fire turnoff coming up so they can experience its soothing 6000 degree water. I think its mineral content might help with the old arthritis.
Why can't a Living Prophet® EVER seem to 'prophecy' this kind of thing?
Why do 'physics' NEVER warn the public of these things?