snail burger, or steak.
charge $50 bucks and use a wacky accent and people will queue up to have some.
In the ‘Dune ‘ sci-fi series of books, there was a hybrid animal that had been developed to take care of garbage, called a ‘slig’, a genetically hybridized cross between a ‘slug’ and a ‘pig’. The boneless meat was advertized as ‘The sweetest meat this side of heaven.’...........