[ClearCase_guy]

A story yesterday indicated that normally a crime like this carries a 3-year sentence. This guy got 7 years. The official reason is that he got 7 years because he committed a crime against our fearless leader he wanted to avoid prosecution for some other stuff.

[bitterohiogunclinger]

While I can't condone theft and I seriously doubt the criminal even knew what he was stealing at the time, I'd commute his sentence for public service. He probably spared us at least fifteen minutes from the incessant nonstop propaganda machine while they had to find a replacement TOTUS.