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| April 4, 2013
| Jim Robinson
Posted on 04/04/2013 9:53:50 AM PDT by Jim Robinson
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To: Lazamataz; All
Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep em coming! Thank you all very much!
401
posted on
04/05/2013 6:23:45 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: deoetdoctrinae; All
Freepers, your Contributions make every difference!
Please keep em coming! Thank you all very much!
402
posted on
04/05/2013 6:28:40 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: deoetdoctrinae
How did you get such a nice picture of Bryan’s breakfast? You forgot the eggs and baked beans, though.
To: TheOldLady; deoetdoctrinae
Did you know that the Irish only use 239 beans in a soup and not a single one more or it would be too farty. :)
404
posted on
04/05/2013 6:35:30 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: Lazamataz
![](http://i667.photobucket.com/albums/vv39/fullersstuff/FReep/DrunkOctopus.jpg)
Click a Fist!! Thank you, Mr. Laz A. Mataz
Dont fight with the little fellow!
He would win, you know
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To: RedMDer; deoetdoctrinae
To: TheOldLady; deoetdoctrinae
Coming back to NY from Dublin on a Aer Lingus 4 engine passenger jet when one of the engines went bad.
The captain announced to the passengers that the flight will take an hour longer than expected.
A little while later another engine stopped and the captian said that it will late 2 hours.
A third engine was lost, the captain said they will be 3 hours late.
A passenger exclaimed, ‘if we lose that last one we will be up here ALL night’!
407
posted on
04/05/2013 6:45:27 AM PDT
by
RedMDer
(May we always be happy and may our enemies always know it. - Sarah Palin, 10-18-2010)
To: RedMDer; TheOldLady
My wife just made an appointment with her dentist, to alleviate some pain. The appointment is scheduled for "tooth hurty" this afternoon.
☺
408
posted on
04/05/2013 6:46:50 AM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(The Old White Flag Republicans can go straight to He// and take their pal Obama with them!)
To: TheOldLady
This picture was laugh-out-loud funny. XD
409
posted on
04/05/2013 6:49:05 AM PDT
by
Lazamataz
("AP" clearly stands for American Pravda. Our news media has become completely and proudly Soviet.)
To: TheOldLady
Bryan, get downstairs this instant, your breakfast is getting cold!
Bryan! Don't make me come up there!
410
posted on
04/05/2013 6:56:51 AM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(The Old White Flag Republicans can go straight to He// and take their pal Obama with them!)
To: deoetdoctrinae
LOL! Bryan’s at work, you ding-a-ling! Oops, I mean ‘darling’!!
But that does look a lot more like his breakfast, except for the missing black pepper on the eggs.
Try to get it right next time! ;-P
To: deoetdoctrinae
That joke is older than we are, sweetie! ☺
To: Lazamataz
Yes, I really like that one!
To: deoetdoctrinae; RedMDer; Lazamataz; Everybody
I’m taking Laz’s drunken octopus on tour. Kung-Fu Fighting, YEAH!
To: tubebender
Hey Mr. Bender!
It’s screaming fast now! Love it!
So GOOD to see you!
415
posted on
04/05/2013 7:42:41 AM PDT
by
onyx
(FREE REPUBLIC IS HERE TO STAY! DONATE MONTHLY! IF YOU WANT ON SARAH PALIN''S PING LIST, LET ME KNOW)
To: Lazamataz
416
posted on
04/05/2013 7:51:23 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: TheOldLady; onyx; trisham; DJ MacWoW; RedMDer
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, “He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother”.
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. “Sorry I took so long,” I said, as we drove away. “She was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her butt with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard”.
The cab driver hit a parked car.
417
posted on
04/05/2013 7:52:07 AM PDT
by
deoetdoctrinae
(The Old White Flag Republicans can go straight to He// and take their pal Obama with them!)
To: RedMDer
418
posted on
04/05/2013 7:52:35 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: deoetdoctrinae
Ouch! Sorry to hear that. :(
419
posted on
04/05/2013 7:53:30 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
To: deoetdoctrinae
420
posted on
04/05/2013 7:54:29 AM PDT
by
trisham
(Zen is not easy. It takes effort to attain nothingness. And then what do you have? Bupkis.)
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