Coming back to NY from Dublin on a Aer Lingus 4 engine passenger jet when one of the engines went bad.
The captain announced to the passengers that the flight will take an hour longer than expected.
A little while later another engine stopped and the captian said that it will late 2 hours.
A third engine was lost, the captain said they will be 3 hours late.
A passenger exclaimed, ‘if we lose that last one we will be up here ALL night’!
ROTFL. Hilarious.