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Posted on 04/04/2013 9:53:50 AM PDT by Jim Robinson
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How did you get such a nice picture of Bryan’s breakfast? You forgot the eggs and baked beans, though.
Did you know that the Irish only use 239 beans in a soup and not a single one more or it would be too farty. :)
Fascinating! Do go on.
Coming back to NY from Dublin on a Aer Lingus 4 engine passenger jet when one of the engines went bad.
The captain announced to the passengers that the flight will take an hour longer than expected.
A little while later another engine stopped and the captian said that it will late 2 hours.
A third engine was lost, the captain said they will be 3 hours late.
A passenger exclaimed, ‘if we lose that last one we will be up here ALL night’!
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This picture was laugh-out-loud funny. XD
LOL! Bryan’s at work, you ding-a-ling! Oops, I mean ‘darling’!!
But that does look a lot more like his breakfast, except for the missing black pepper on the eggs.
Try to get it right next time! ;-P
Yes, I really like that one!
I’m taking Laz’s drunken octopus on tour. Kung-Fu Fighting, YEAH!
Hey Mr. Bender!
It’s screaming fast now! Love it!
So GOOD to see you!
LOL!
We were dressed and ready to go out for the New Year Eve Party. We turned on a night light, turned the answering machine on, covered our pet parakeet, and put the cat in the backyard.
We phoned the local cab company and requested a taxi. The taxi arrived and we opened the front door to leave the house.
As we walked out the door, the cat we had put out in the yard scoots back into the house. We didn’t want the cat shut in the house because she always tries to eat the bird.
My wife goes on out to the taxi, while I went back inside to get the cat. The cat runs upstairs, with me in hot pursuit. Waiting in the cab, my wife doesn’t want the driver to know that the house will be empty for the night. So, she explains to the taxi driver that I will be out soon, “He’s just going upstairs to say goodbye to my mother”.
A few minutes later, I get into the cab. “Sorry I took so long,” I said, as we drove away. “She was hiding under the bed. I had to poke her butt with a coat hanger to get her to come out! She tried to take off, so I grabbed her by the neck. Then, I had to wrap her in a blanket to keep her from scratching me. But it worked! I hauled her fat ass downstairs and threw her out into the back yard”.
The cab driver hit a parked car.
LOL!
Ouch! Sorry to hear that. :(
LOL!
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