"See, I don't need the watch. I need more wisdom"
"So my friend says he'll give me a car. I tell him I don't want a car. I got more cars than I can use and I ain't driving the ones I got."
"See? That's uncommon favor and it can happen to you!"
"Say it with me, Uncommon Favor"(Yep, they chant a couple 5 times}
"The second thing I want to pray for you to have is "Uncommon Heath"(Now, I start laughing and thinking Aids or Cancer'd be pretty uncommon. Thanks!)
"How'd you like to have 90 years of perfect health?!"(Well, Effing Duh!)
"My dad's here tonight he never spent 5 minutes in the hospital. I believe we have a right to the healing power!"
I honestly can't write anymore.
This guy is a tool, a deceiver and a false profit.
If anyone gives money to this tard, you deserve what you get.
Which will likely be nothing.
I wonder if it was this guy that old Harold and Ethel were watching in the old folks’ home. He kept saying how he could heal the sick. So Harold did like the preacher told him to - putting one hand up there on the TeeVee like he said. And the other hand on the ailment.
When Ethel saw Harold with his hand down the front of his pant’s she yelled at him “Didn’t ya hear the man Harold??!! He said he could heal the sick. Not raise the dead!!”
Just turn the deceiver off. He's no different than our current PRESidENT, both are promising something for nothing out of thin air.
Mathew_6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.
A Pentecostal prosperity preacher - false religion, doctrine and false prophet. He is not the only Pentecostal preaching and teaching this false doctrine.
“Are you naked, sitting in a bean bag chair, eating Cheetos?”
“Yes, sir!”
Abundance Theology.... Just like “The Secret” movie that was so popular. Here is an excellent You Tube video parody that will make you laugh:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usbNJMUZSwo
If anyone gives money to a church it should be a local church and used localy. Otherwise people who send money to these weirdos are morons.
I don’t watch tv preachers, none of them. I attend church. In church I hear fellow members talking about various tv preachers, “Oh, this one’s good, that one’s bad”.
Whatever, I don’t have time to sort them out.
“Couple of weeks later a woman drove up and said God told her to give me her Special Edition Corvetter. I didn’t even know the woman”
“A few months later I pull up tuh muh house and there was another corvette. Beautiful, yellow and God was just blessing me, because I sowed!”