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"I'm walking out of a hotel room and a friend of mine calls, says he wants to give me a Rolex watch. I tell him no, I had Rolex watches. But, he wants to bless me for what God has done for him."

"See, I don't need the watch. I need more wisdom"

"So my friend says he'll give me a car. I tell him I don't want a car. I got more cars than I can use and I ain't driving the ones I got."

"See? That's uncommon favor and it can happen to you!"

"Say it with me, Uncommon Favor"(Yep, they chant a couple 5 times}

"The second thing I want to pray for you to have is "Uncommon Heath"(Now, I start laughing and thinking Aids or Cancer'd be pretty uncommon. Thanks!)

"How'd you like to have 90 years of perfect health?!"(Well, Effing Duh!)

"My dad's here tonight he never spent 5 minutes in the hospital. I believe we have a right to the healing power!"

I honestly can't write anymore.

This guy is a tool, a deceiver and a false profit.

If anyone gives money to this tard, you deserve what you get.

Which will likely be nothing.

1 posted on 04/01/2013 12:13:47 AM PDT by Vendome
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I wonder if it was this guy that old Harold and Ethel were watching in the old folks’ home. He kept saying how he could heal the sick. So Harold did like the preacher told him to - putting one hand up there on the TeeVee like he said. And the other hand on the ailment.

When Ethel saw Harold with his hand down the front of his pant’s she yelled at him “Didn’t ya hear the man Harold??!! He said he could heal the sick. Not raise the dead!!”


2 posted on 04/01/2013 12:19:16 AM PDT by 21twelve ("We've got the guns, and we got the numbers" adapted and revised from Jim M.)
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Better than his followers blowing themselves up among innocents I guess.

Just turn the deceiver off. He's no different than our current PRESidENT, both are promising something for nothing out of thin air.

3 posted on 04/01/2013 12:26:21 AM PDT by Eagles6 (Valley Forge Redux)
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Mathew_6:24 No man can serve two masters: for either he will hate the one, and love the other; or else he will hold to the one, and despise the other. Ye cannot serve God and mammon.


4 posted on 04/01/2013 12:26:32 AM PDT by Lera (Proverbs 29:2)
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=76ohvqwsNkk


9 posted on 04/01/2013 1:03:20 AM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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A Pentecostal prosperity preacher - false religion, doctrine and false prophet. He is not the only Pentecostal preaching and teaching this false doctrine.


10 posted on 04/01/2013 1:09:05 AM PDT by YukonGreen
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I was always kind of partial to Reverend Ike -




12 posted on 04/01/2013 1:17:37 AM PDT by shibumi (Cover it with gas and set it on fire.)
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“Are you naked, sitting in a bean bag chair, eating Cheetos?”

“Yes, sir!”


13 posted on 04/01/2013 1:25:46 AM PDT by twister881
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Abundance Theology.... Just like “The Secret” movie that was so popular. Here is an excellent You Tube video parody that will make you laugh:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=usbNJMUZSwo


15 posted on 04/01/2013 4:07:46 AM PDT by tired&retired
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If anyone gives money to a church it should be a local church and used localy. Otherwise people who send money to these weirdos are morons.


16 posted on 04/01/2013 4:16:42 AM PDT by BigCinBigD (...Was that okay?)
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Or Chasers war on everything Evangelicals...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3IdLkG_34i8


17 posted on 04/01/2013 4:37:20 AM PDT by tired&retired
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I don’t watch tv preachers, none of them. I attend church. In church I hear fellow members talking about various tv preachers, “Oh, this one’s good, that one’s bad”.

Whatever, I don’t have time to sort them out.


19 posted on 04/01/2013 8:27:03 AM PDT by Graybeard58 (_.. ._. .. _. _._ __ ___ ._. . ___ ..._ ._ ._.. _ .. _. .)
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“Couple of weeks later a woman drove up and said God told her to give me her Special Edition Corvetter. I didn’t even know the woman”

“A few months later I pull up tuh muh house and there was another corvette. Beautiful, yellow and God was just blessing me, because I sowed!”


Only he, God, and the IRS know if this is true or not.


26 posted on 04/02/2013 6:54:24 PM PDT by ApplegateRanch (Love me, love my guns!©)
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