ROTFLOL
I don’t think I can beat that, although our wonderful dog did break a bottle of bleach and apparently drank some...guess not enough to hurt him cause he was ok.
we have our son’s dog, a smallish mixed boxer, female and smarter than all the male dogs we’ve had.
How any dog could get bleach past his NOSE is a wonder.
The two female doggies i have had were MUCH smarter than either of the males, But they were a border collie mix and a Black lab mix, so there is no contest. LOL!