[Marcella]

“Pretty reasonable excuses. I had in mind a younger, “normal health” type female”...”

If you really want to help me, send me an unmarried brute of a man who can lift very heavy weight...

Regarding your “normal health”: At 80, I just had a blood test measuring what doctors like to measure and every single number I had was good to better than good. Normal cholesterol, normal triglycerides, better than normal good cholesterol, better than normal sugar, kidneys fine, blood pressure 120/72. I imagine my numbers are better than most adults no matter how young or old they are.

[Marcella]

Read 213 for report on my current health.

[JRandomFreeper]

I don't much care what my numbers are, but they were pretty good, according to the last set taken. Considering the bits I've got missing. Like the kidney and spleen.

Daddy told me not to worry about disease or old age... he said I should worry if Texas brings back hanging.

/johnny

[Sarajevo]

Wonder Warthog- "Her excuse...lifting weights gives her muscle cramps (this all theoretical, of course, as she has never lifted much weight).

She may just need potassium. Banana's should do the trick.

Marcella: If you really want to help me, send me an unmarried brute of a man who can lift very heavy weight...

Gee, you want a high maintenance monkey that looks like this:

or this:

When all you need is this"