When the town is called Stupidville by a certain former under aged porn performer (star and actress just aren’t the right words) - yes, that Traci Lords - you know your town has an image problem. I think CNN dredged her up for this story.
Why was Traci Lords going down on Steubenville?
Well, that didn't come out right.
I saw that. Ex-porn star Lords, ambulance-chasing dirtbag lawyer Alred, and disgraced tabloid scum peddler Piers Morgan, all voicing moral outrage. My irony meter melted.
Tracy Lords did not even wait for her eighteenth before she blew her way out of Steubenville.
You gave me a good idea. I’m going to try and get my daughter to photoshop a sign with Home Of Traci Lords on it and attach it to a welcome to a steubenville sign.