Just remember to create a ham and egg breakfast, the chicken is involved, but the pig is committed.
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Until the pig is replaced = (s)ham
Menu items in Dr. Seuss's bistro:
Sham and soylent green eggs Scoffee Soy milk = Smilk
Like it or starve.