[bert]

Now it is not good for the Christian’s health to hustle the Arian Brown,
For the Christian riles, and the Arian smiles, and it weareth the Christian down;
And the end of the fight is a tombstone white with the name of the late deceased,
And the epitath drear:”A fool lies here who tried to Hustle the East.”

Rudyard Kipling

[Jimmy Valentine]

Nice. There's this one too"

Take up the white mans burden, the savage wars of peace.

Fill full the mouth of famine and bid the sickness cease.

And when your goal is nearest, your hope for others sought,

Watch sloth and heathen folly bring all your works to naught."