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Woman mauled to death by lion as she made love to her boyfriend in the African bush.
Daily Mail Online ^
| March 6, 2013
| EMILY MILLER
Posted on 03/06/2013 9:17:25 AM PST by Teotwawki
A woman was mauled to death by a lion as she made love to her boyfriend outdoors in Zimbabwe, it was reported today. Sharai Mawera died yesterday after the big cat pounced while she was enjoying a romantic moment in the bush with her unnamed partner....... The friend said: 'He is a fisherman and he used to often meet at the same spot with his girlfriend, who is now deceased. 'The two were romping when the incident occurred. The lion came from behind and roared. 'The guy managed to escape before stopping at a distance where he witnessed his companion being attacked.
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TOPICS: News/Current Events
KEYWORDS: lion; mauled; napl
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There's got to be a morale to this story.
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:17:32 AM PST
by
Teotwawki
To: Teotwawki
What was that?
A woman was made love to like a lion by her African boyfriend who was mauled by George Bush?
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:21:06 AM PST
by
PGR88
To: Teotwawki
“There’s got to be a morale to this story. “
The dangers of making love in the African bush?
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:21:24 AM PST
by
DaxtonBrown
(http://www.futurnamics.com/reid.php)
To: Teotwawki
I’ve got it! Two in the bush is worse that one in the hand!
To: Teotwawki
Apparently growling like a sex kitten on the African plain attracts the big cats.
To: Teotwawki
But... but they were... practicing... safe sex.
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:23:31 AM PST
by
Casie
(democrats destroy)
To: Teotwawki
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:23:49 AM PST
by
ConservativeStatement
(Obama is the "Disco Duck" president. A no-substance novelty that reached number one.)
To: Teotwawki
As Jesse Jackson once said: “stay out of the bushes!”
To: Teotwawki
I don’t know about “morale” (mine would suck after that, of course), but as to a “moral”?
“A bird in the bush isn’t worth lion about”?
Gotta make an allowance, though - that lion had no pride...
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:24:02 AM PST
by
Old Sarge
(We are officially over the precipice, we just havent struck the ground yet...)
To: Teotwawki
Boyfriend: “I don’t have to outrun a lion, I just need to outrun you, sweetie.”
To: Teotwawki
What a creep of a boyfriend! He runs away and lets the lion devour his woman.
Must be a Democrat.
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:26:04 AM PST
by
rightwingintelligentsia
(Truth/Lies; Liberty/Tyranny--WHAT DIFFERENCE DOES IT MAKE??)
To: Teotwawki
The lion came from behind and roared. The beast with two backs is the easiest of prey - you can always attack from behind.
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:26:51 AM PST
by
KarlInOhio
(Choose one: the yellow and black flag of the Tea Party or the white flag of the Republican Party.)
To: Teotwawki
why premature ejaculation was a postitive evolutionary trait (makes me wonder how my family line lasted so long....).
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:27:19 AM PST
by
jdub
(A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.)
To: Teotwawki
There's got to be a morale to this story. Make sure you can run faster than your boyfriend.
To: Teotwawki
Candidate or maybe winner of the 2013 Darwin Awards.
To: Teotwawki
hmmm....just so many ways to get pulled by the mods on this one...
To: Teotwawki
In Africa, A —— in the hand beats getting it on in the bush.
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:29:13 AM PST
by
oust the louse
(You need your parents signature to go on a school field trip but not to get an abortion.)
To: Teotwawki
There's got to be a morale to this story.Stay out of the bushes?
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:29:21 AM PST
by
razorback-bert
(I'm in shape. Round is a shape isn't it?)
To: Teotwawki
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh
Wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh, wimoweh In the jungle, the mighty jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
In the jungle, the quiet jungle
The lion sleeps tonight
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:30:08 AM PST
by
COBOL2Java
(Fighting Obama without Boehner & McConnell is like going deer hunting without your accordion)
To: ConservativeStatement
We would have won in 2008 if only we had run the African Bush.
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posted on
03/06/2013 9:30:57 AM PST
by
Ouchthatonehurt
("When you're going through hell, keep going." - Sir Winston Churchill)
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