..simple, just stop them buying 16oz cokes
I guess CBS was running out of news story material. That article is a sign of desperation...lol
Here’s a news article you can run, “Signs everywhere that Obama is going to be impeached during this presidency” or “Why do flies love Obama?” that would increase your readership at least 50%
Michelle has plenty of junk in her trunk and shouldnt talk.
This is good one for Bloomberg who just outlawed large bottles of soda from being sold by certain types of food stores. Come on Bloomy, your city dogs are getting fat. Fix it.
A lot of dog owners think they’re giving good treatment to their animals by plumping them up on table scraps, etc. All they’re doing is fast-tracking them to an early death.
What we have here is a need for Federally Funded Midnight Basketball for dogs.............
We now have doggy parks here. Our forefathers are rolling over.
Cats were never meant to be inside animals....they have claws and hunting abilities for a reason. Now, they are stuck inside small apt.s never walking on grass or climbing trees. They get very little exercise.
Are animals sitting on their asses all day playing video games while eating boxes of Zingers?
There ought to be a law and a Police/Swat Team to enforce owners (er, custodians) to not over-feed. All dogs must be registered and weighed once a year. If the Department of Domestic Animal Custody guidelines determines a dog is not within weight standards, they will be put down for their own good. Oh wait, the Police already do that for no damn reason.
While they're at, all cats must wear neck cones so as not to endure the torture of coughing on hairballs. It's for the children - think of the mental trauma a child endures when seeing Tabby choking and spitting up - the horror, the horror.
Actually, there should be a law that dogs are not allowed to lick there behind and then lick their custodians. That one, I would support :)
Forgot, dogs should not be allowed to lick their privates in a public place under public indecency laws.
Do I have it covered? If so, contact your local representative and demand they make it so. Or you can tell them to eat your pet's poop. Your call...
This is getting enough press as to be almost ominous.
Imagine a new federal agency in charge of animal fitness and diet. They are clearly intrusive enough to do it.
1) Federal animal licensing.
2) Mandatory veterinary insurance.
3) An animal ownership tax like they have in some parts of Europe.
4) etc., ad nauseum.