[fwdude]

So, who’s the “husband” and who’s the “wife?”

You can’t have two “yin’s” or two “yang’s.”

[Salman]

You can’t have two “yin’s” or two “yang’s.”

I know that and you know that, but ...

[matginzac]

It’s like a garden hose...
You can’t connect two male end fittings or two female end fittings and not have a leak......

[Menehune56]

So, who’s the “husband” and who’s the “wife?”

I believe it will work like this:
hetero: husband and wife
homo: husband and husband
lesbian: wife and wife

This has the benefit of working for threesomes and higher numbers as society continues to decay.

[stayathomemom]

So who is going to let the AP into the bedroom to make sure they are reporting accurately?

[sickoflibs]

RE :”So, who’s the “husband” and who’s the “wife?”

You beat us to it,

In a way its funny, it shows how stupid ‘gay rights’ are. The left are experts at ridicule against so-cons(+us homophobes) appealing to the young so this one is a great material.

[Eleutheria5]

The confusion that will result from this will entertain us for a long time to come.

[Pikachu_Dad]

Apparently we can now.

So how about all the normal wives and husbands flip what they call each other when talking to the press just to drive them fully insane.

I wonder how many corrections/retractions we could get the paper to make...

On Wed we erred in calling Mrs. X the wife of xxxx. we meant Husband.

next day. please retract the correction. Mrs. X is now back to being a wife.

Following day. we must correct our correction. Mrs. X now preferes to be known as Mr. X’s Aardvarck.

[cynwoody]

So, who’s the “husband” and who’s the “wife?”

Not to worry. Just use "her wife" or "his husband", depending on which snark works best in the context.