Marco Rubio aka Water Boy

Vanity | 2/14/2013 | Vendome

[Vendome]

Freepers!

Marco Rubio is just great and what a sense of humor. This is exactly how to respond to liberal hubris and their synthetic, hibrow, intellect.

You need this water bottle if only to get Marco notice from now on.

He is going to be Yuge and you need to support him.

[Vendome]

It's Here!  It's Here!  Marco Rubio carries water for the rest of us. 

 

Get one now and make Marco the talk of Sunday News shows buy your water bottle

 

 

Go here to buy your water bottle.  It's by Marco Rubio and he endorses what you put it in.

 

Heck, I'm going to use it as a flask.  Yep, that's right, just gonna fill it with Scotch or when I go snowboarding put vodka and diet coke in it.

 

This ain't no gimmick like sumb Dumb squishy ball.  You can actually use it.

 

The left means to dilute our message and is looking for an opportunity to increase their numbers in 2014 in the House.

 

Don't see how they can but, we can help our side win and build their war chest in advance to a size that is so Yuge!  It will be insurmountable and they won't even want to try to advance up that mountain.  They'll seek out weaker candidates but, by then we'll have identified who needs our loot and put our shoulders and wallet behind them.

 

So get yer bottle now.  It only hurts while you punch your credit/ATM card in and then you'll forget about it until your Chiney White Bottle arrives, then you'll be proud you did something that will help you advance our philosophy.

 

Do it!  Do it Now!

 

[Drew68]

I like it!

[Jane Long]

Like!

Much beter than an 0bama hose ;)

[plain talk]

He is going to be Yuge

He is going to be a Yugo.

[Vendome]

I ordered two.

[sasquatch]

this is series

[Arthur McGowan]

Marco Rubio is not a Natural Born Citizen.

[Drew68]

Marco Rubio is not a Natural Born Citizen.

He was born in Miami, Florida. He's a Natural Born Citizen per the Constitution.

Nobody's buying that birther crap.

[Captain7seas]

Shall we just simply ignore the facts that Marco voted to confirm John Kerry as Sec. of State....for the NDAA AND SUPPORTS AMNESTY FOR MILLIONS IN THIS COUNTRY ILLEGALLY!

[onyx]

Marco Rubio is very smart. He’s got the same all over Face Book too.

[rbmillerjr]

Marco Rubio was born in Miami, Florida.

That makes him a natural born citizen of the United States.

Check out the Constitution on the matter.

[nothingnew]

I don't donate to "republicans" in any way. You can waste all your money if you want to. Even if elected, nothing new will happen. This is a rigged game with "two parties" who are the same.

Good luck.

FMCDH(BITS)

[Vendome]

What duz that have to do with anything?

He’s not running for President.

[Vendome]

We could just resort to ignoring you.

[exit82]

The 14th Amendment does not make anyone a “natural born citizen”. The words “natural born” appears nowhere in the Amendment.

Nor did the 14th Amendment change in any way the natural born requirement for the office of President

A man with parents who are both citizens of another country, though he were born on the steps of the Capitol, is not a natural born citizen.

He is an citizen, thus eligible to be a Senator or a Congressman, as long as the age and residency requirements are met.

But not eligible to be a President.

Please produce an opinion by the writers of the 14th Amendment that says otherwise.

[rbmillerjr]

“The 14th Amendment does not make anyone a “natural born citizen”. The words “natural born” appears nowhere in the Amendment.

Nor did the 14th Amendment change in any way the natural born requirement for the office of President”

What are you talking about. That makes no sense.

[rbmillerjr]

There are two waysto become a citizen of the United States.

In the first case, anyone who is a citizen by nature of his birth is a “natural born citizen.”

The other way is to enter an become a citizen, or a naturalized citizen.

Rubio, being born in Miami, Florida, is a natural born citizen.

[exit82]

Marco Rubio was born in Miami, Florida. That makes him a natural born citizen of the United States. Check out the Constitution on the matter.

No, it is your entire post which makes no sense.

The only way Marco Rubio qualifies to even be an American citizen is by virtue of the 14th Amendment.That is because he was born in the United States, even though his parents were not citizens.And it could be argued that his parents were subject to the Cuban authorities as Cuban nationals.

You said to check the Constitution.

I did. The 14th Amendment says nothing about a natural born citizen.

[safeasthebanks]

You're funny! (And, yes, I'm laughing AT YOU, not with you).

Please don't bother responding, as I won't be reading it - I've lowered myself enough already just with this one response.

[exit82]

In the first case, anyone who is a citizen by nature of his birth is a “natural born citizen.”

"Natural born" had a meaning in 1787. Place of birth, plus citizenship of parents, were factors in this determination.It is why the phrase even appears in the eligibility requirements for President.

You quote no source for your definiiton. Kindly do so.