Posted on 02/09/2013 5:42:42 AM PST by dontreadthis
This is of ONION quality. Certainly funny in its comedic offering.
To sum it up:
We demand white people’s, and the right to steal white people’s money unhindered by white people with guns.
I think C.S. Lewis called this the "chronology fallacy." Just because some practice arose after another, the former is not automatically superior to the latter.
It seems very obvious, but people make this error all the time, even in conservative circles. "The Church is behind the times..." But it's endemic on the Left, because of Hegel's historicism and their embrace of evolutionary theory.
I guess that that rules out any AC/DC sections as well.
And of course a Dummy would not have not bothered to capitalize "Constitution".
Therefore, the rant could have been much more convincing, but maybe the author was just having a little fun and didn't care to try too hard.
:)
To the creator of this letter: Well played, Sir!
we talk about the low information voter, but what truly scares me are the vast majority of freepers that cannot recognize satire.
sheesh
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It's not that scary. I have a dog that's afraid to go out in the snow to pee. That's scary.
at this point, I cannot blame someone for not recognizing satire
Here is the letter you were talking about on the TX board.
Thanks arrowhead. Is this person more or less stupid than the congressman who said, in front of video cameras, that an island was about to tip over? I really can’t decide.
I’ll take your word on this being satire as it appears my satire detector requires recalibration. It usually works quite well but appears to have failed this morning.
You and others on this thread are quick to laugh at those who fail to see this piece as sarcasm.
It may or it may not be sarcasm. Either way, these beliefs are common and ordinary among the DU types. Take a look around the DUmp some time and see for yourself.
Now THAT should be what “truly scares” you.
“Sheesh” back at ya.
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No doubt in my mind these people actually believe that disarming the entire law-abiding population in any particular locale makes that locale safer. They believe it because their Messiah and his acolytes tell them it's true, and that's all they need to hear. They're no different from any group throughout history who has drunk all their Messiah's kool aid. Their predecessors were the enablers of the most murderous regimes in the history of the world, and if they get their way we're going to see one here, too.
That would be the dishonorable Hank Johnson (d-Ga).
Yep, that’s him. Who do you think is Stupid # 1 and Stupid #2?
That is why I’ve had this tagline for several months.
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