How many Irishmen does it take to change a lightbulb?
6. 1 to hold the bulb and 5 to drink until the room spins!
I can say that beause I am Irish. My Dad hated that joke, though.
Here is one my Mom use to tell (I think to tick my Dad off). Seamus O’Flaherty was a known drunk. His wife finally got him to talk to Father O’Malley. The priest said, “Seamus, if ye’ keep on a drinking, you are gonna get smaller and smaller and smaller. One day, mark me words... you’ll turn into a mouse”. Well, Seamus went home, kissed his bride, Fiona, on the cheek and said, “Promise me one thing, my Fiona. If you ever see me getting smaller, kill the damn cat”.