[PJ-Comix]

This is certainly a serious allegation because, while prostitution is legal in the Dominican Republic, having sex with 16-year-olds is definitely against the law. Yet Menendez insists that he never had sex with anyone at any time during his Dominican trips. “Now, nobody can find [the prostitutes],” Menendez told CNN’s Bash in their Monday interview. “No one ever met them. No one ever talked to them, but that’s where we’re at. So the bottom line is all of those smears are absolutely false and, you know, that’s the bottom line.”

Again, however, the Menendez denial is false. Matthew Boyle says he interviewed two of the women last year, and Boyle is adamant in his belief that these accusers were telling the truth. This presents a rather tricky dilemma for any journalist: Who is more trustworthy, a Dominican prostitute or a New Jersey Democrat?

That's an easy question to answer and you don't even need to include the description "New Jersey" for the type of Democrat.

[cripplecreek]

I’ll trust the Dominican prostitute. She provides a straight forward service for money.

[SWAMPSNIPER]

ANY prostitute!

[kosciusko51]

Do you know the difference between a prostitute and a politician?

There are still some things a prostitute won’t do for money.

[GoldenPup]

The Menendez Dilemma ("Who is more trustworthy, a Dominican prostitute or a New Jersey Democrat?")

The answer should be obvious to anyone with even a half an ounce of brains in their head.

[doorgunner69]

I hate trick questions........

[DoodleDawg]

The prostitute of course. Unlike the politician at least she admits what she is.

[SeminoleCounty]

I’ll take “Prostitutes are more trustworthy” for $1000, Alex

[Darren McCarty]

When you get screwed from a hooker, you get exactly what you planned. When a New Jersey Democrat screws you, you never know what you get!

[kevkrom]

anonymous, nameless, faceless individuals

Apparently, at least two individuals have been named, and one of them is not "faceless", having come forward in public.

[pgkdan]

Who is more trustworthy, a Dominican prostitute or a New Jersey Democrat?

Trick question? Of course any old whore off the street is more trustworthy than a democrat.

[shoff]

The reason he waited 3 months to deny is to make sure the laundry was done. I can’t remember where but I read that the prostitutes can’t be located now the apartment they used is rented to someone else and any other evidence has been scrubbed.

[miss marmelstein]

The prostitute, hands down.

[JimRed]

“Who is more trustworthy, a Dominican prostitute or a New Jersey Democrat?”

The ‘ho, hands down! Especially when she’s been stiffed! (double meaning intentional)

[kevkrom]

BTW, I had to work around a content filter to read this article. Apparently, it flags pages with “New Jersey Democrat” in the title as offensive.

[dfwgator]

At least a prostitute admits that they’re a whore.

[olezip]

The Menendez Dilemma ("Who is more trustworthy, a Dominican prostitute or a New Jersey Democrat?")

Uhhh, is that a trick question?

[MarkL]

Unless the prostitute is under-age, according to US laws, in which case he was in violation of a federal law (for which he voted) to curb underage "sex tours" to countries like Thailand.

Mark

[Titus-Maximus]

There once was a Senator named Menendez
Who was a true liberal tax and spendnendez
But he shortchanged a hoe
After promising the dough!
In the Hoe-minican while at his benders

There once was a Senator named Menendez
On the short list for Great Pretenders
He railed against porn
And sex with a corn
But scored underage hookers with a vengeance

There once was a Senator Menendez
Who was very horny, comprendes.
The Feds grabbed his loot
And his teen prostitute
So he’s been calling public defenders

There once was a deviant named Menendez
Who flew to the DR as intended
He was pitifully hung
So made sure she was young
Not to laugh at what looked like his pudendaz

[Pollster1]

is this a trick question?

They both provide the same service - one only if you pay her, and the other only if you don’t pay him.

[Albion Wilde]

"Who is more trustworthy, a Dominican prostitute or a New Jersey Democrat?"

Let's go with a Dominican prostitute for $50, Alex.